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I haven’t seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
FINE! I’ll do it myself
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pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:
straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here
yeah it’s pretty funny
We were popular?
This post was made 7 days ago. What do you mean old content?
This post is a fucking week old
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The ghost duet is here, Halloween has officially begun :D
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ALTThat was fast
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Being Canadian is amazing because you get to watch everyone else not comprehend the utter size of moose
I like how the pumpkin at the base of the mailbox looks like it’s watching this attack and screaming in horror.
So the first time I saw this, I thought the moose was really short with a weirdly big head, because it was the height of the mailbox. I’ve now realized it’s kneeling and am once again afraid of just how /big/ moose are.
It took some time for my brain to parse the antlers, and until then, I thought this was a bear.
Jesus, look at the size of that thing. Bloody hell. His pumpkin now.
You’ve been visited by the Halloween moose. May god have mercy on your soul.
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chevygirl78-deactivated20211112:
The best rendition of the classic sax solo from this song I have ever heard.
relevant to you, @ghost-of-bambi
STOP I just malfunctioned 🤣
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Lets not forget this very day!
National Holiday
October 3 is so many things.
In honor of a legend
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See you in 1977
It is literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this because the entire thing is gold.
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imagine you’re looking at rocks at the beach and you get jumped by an octopus
geologist, following the attack:
“and THIS IS WHY i am a GEOLOGIST, not a MARINE BIOLOGIST”
there are many disadvantages to being a marine biologist
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Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.
So it’s settled? When November 2 rolls around, we’re all laying facedown and blasting Caramelldansen?
you bet your fuckin ASS I AM
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Same energy
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I’m on the photographer’s side here.
Tl;dr version: The groom asked a friend, the (not professional) photographer, to do his wedding for $250. The photographer then spent 8 hours without food or drink in 110º heat. After not being served anything, they asked to groom to take a break to get some damn food, and the groom said they were fired if they left. So, they deleted the photos and left.
Team photographer all the way.
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